Muscle Dreamer T-Shirts

"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"

Weight Loss Clinic. Dieting is just a matter of following the path of feast resistance.

Desperate body-builder.

. . . And now begins the long, long, long, long, journey.

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look like sticks."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Basketball

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

Midnight Basketball

Olympic Climate

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Baseball Dreams

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Built and Built without a permit.

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

Not The Real Me

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'