Medal Dreamer T-Shirts

Medal winners on the podium, with competitors in fourth, fifth, and sixth positions, disappearing into the ground.

A military man dreams of medals dropping like bombs.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Olympic Climate

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

The weight of winning gold.

"What's next?"

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

'I just want a little recognition, nothing much, maybe a Lifetime Achievement Award.'

"You may already be a Nobel Prize winner!"

'You should have come to me sooner. I might have won a Nobel Prize for this.'

Gymnastic Winner.

Paris Olympics

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break

I love gymnastics

"What's next?"

'I need a sick note to cover me for the London Olympics.'

He's still hoping that drinking lager will become an olympic sport.