Medal Dreamer Prints

Medal winners on the podium, with competitors in fourth, fifth, and sixth positions, disappearing into the ground.

A military man dreams of medals dropping like bombs.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Olympic Climate

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

The weight of winning gold.

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"What's next?"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

I'm a vegan triathlete

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"

'I just want a little recognition, nothing much, maybe a Lifetime Achievement Award.'

"You may already be a Nobel Prize winner!"

Paris Olympics

Gymnastic Winner.

'You should have come to me sooner. I might have won a Nobel Prize for this.'

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

"What's next?"

Weight Loss Clinic. Dieting is just a matter of following the path of feast resistance.

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

I love gymnastics

Here are some things we'd see at the upcoming 2021 summer Olympics if Ernie was in charge. Long jump records being shattered thanks to the new shark tank! Parents who have managed both work and child education from home during the pandemic are in the balance beam event. Distance running features healthcare workers. They've been in a marathon, not a sprint, and have showed incredible endurance. No the pole vault is not a secure place where we store poles.

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break

"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."

"Sorry, guys, but we'll have to take back your medals. We got feet and meters mixed up."