Gym Goers Pillows

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, Gretchen, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench press more than I do, too?'

"There's no proof that anabolic steroids improve performance of accounting tasks."

"Whatever."

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

"These younger guys never do curls like we did. All they want to work on is their 'apps'."

"I workout so I don't have to eat kale."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"He tried intermittent fasting. But settled on continual slowing."

The Ten Resolutions

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

"Ok, that kind of spotting. No. I'm not doing that."

Health Club Warning

Rock and Roll.

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

Man eating and exercising at the same time.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

Exercising is good -- but I'd forget about the sit-ups.

"People shouldn't have names until they're 30."

Brawnstorming session.

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

I used to run every day. But lately its just been a rack for my clothes.

"You're missing the point, Bob."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'