Gym Go-getters Pillows

'Open the doors before they have second thoughts, and scatter.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Powerful Love.

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

Bench Press Accident

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"We're exclusively delts."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

I need to set upmy own company.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Keep Fit.

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

How to go form fit to fat...

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.