Gym Go-getters Pillows

'Open the doors before they have second thoughts, and scatter.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Powerful Love.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"We're exclusively delts."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

I need to set upmy own company.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Keep Fit.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike