Weightlifting Whiz Pillows

'Here's the REAL secret to our lean, meaty turkeys!'

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"We're exclusively delts."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Shakespeare in the clink

"How much could your mother bench?"

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Any other strengths?"

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Body Building Mishap

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'Keep fit.'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'