Weightlifting Whiz Pillows

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"How much could your mother bench?"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Body Building Mishap

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'Keep fit.'

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Any other strengths?"

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Work Out.

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'