Weightlifting Buff Pillows

"How much could your mother bench?"

The Trim Reaper

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercising

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Keep Fit.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'