Body-building Buff Pillows

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We're exclusively delts."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Bench Press Accident

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Gym Dog

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."