Body Building Pillows

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'That one is for pumping iron!'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Bride and Groom walking down exercise machine

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

'How much for the recipe?'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"For me, Max. We're in public."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Powerful Love.

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Gym Dog

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

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