Bodybuilding Pillows

"What I Did on My Summer Vacation."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"The knuckle sandwich looks good."

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

In ice cream store: 'Hey, Frank. Maybe you oughta scoop with the other arm for a while.'

Exercising your heart.

'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'

'No! They're not implants!'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

'Been working out?'

"Is that in Lbs or Euros?"

'Whoa... Dude! You've been pumping iron!

Blow up muscles.

Image changing.

Weightlifter

Battery lifting weights

'Try to get less exercise.'

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Grandpa's been working out!!'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'OK, now let's start focusing on the left arm.'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

"Nice abs."

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'I've told you before Ralph, touching your knees fifteen times a day isn't going to do it!'

"I'm trying to decide whether to focus on bodybuilding or on running...what do you think Andrea?

Healthy man next to fat man.