Bodybuilding Fan Pillows

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

'Ya damn right- the pun was intended!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Gym Dog

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."