Bodybuilding Fan Gifts

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

'Ya damn right- the pun was intended!'

"It's my self-portrait. Obviously."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Where Skim Milk comes from.

The rock caricature

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Gym Dog

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."