Bodybuilding Enthusiast Gifts

"Larry picks up a couple of PowerPoint Guards at the trade deadline."

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

Gym Dog

Bench Press Accident

'Body-building is great, unfortunately, now I'm stuck in my shell...'

'Give me life, and see if I care - I wanna work on my pecs anyway!'

'Don't look Ethhel..at his toned pectprials, his glorious gluteus maximus, his fabulous, his...'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'