Bodybuilding Afficionado Gifts

'Let's face it. Your lower body isn't responding.'

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bench Press Accident

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

Gym Dog

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

How to go form fit to fat...

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

Early Exercise Machines

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

'Music & Gym'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'All I can say is my wife worked out every day when she was pregnant.'

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

'Keep fit.'

Step aerobics