Muscle Aficionado Gifts

'I just invented walking upright, and already I got a charlie horse!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The rock caricature

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

Early Exercise Machines

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

How to go form fit to fat...

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Music & Gym'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.