Muscle Art Admirer Gifts

"Hercules hiscules"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

The rock caricature

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Snowman Tattoo

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Devil tattoo.

"His prose is so muscular."

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Dog Weightlifting

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

Pushy Coach.

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."