Athletic Art Admirer Gifts

Football fans

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Raheem Sterling

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Still Life With Nordic Track

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Joe Biden

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Mimi's final scene

Shell Fire

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"What did Jesus order?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

Phoenix

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Wilfried Zaha

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).