Muscle Art Admirer Pillows

"Hercules hiscules"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Snowman Tattoo

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Devil tattoo.

Dog Weightlifting

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"His prose is so muscular."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'