Muscle Enthusiasts Pillows

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

The rock caricature

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercising

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).