Muscle Admirers Pillows

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Built and Built without a permit.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Dog Weightlifting

"His prose is so muscular."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

"I was building up my pecs."

Muscular Santa

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'