Muscle Admirers Pillows

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

The rock caricature

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Built and Built without a permit.

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"His prose is so muscular."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.

Dog Weightlifting

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

Pushy Coach.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

"I was building up my pecs."

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Muscular Santa

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'