Muscle Marvel Admirer Pillows

'He's on steroids!'

The rock caricature

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Alexander Fleming

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Built and Built without a permit.

Macho man body building club.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

"His prose is so muscular."

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

Dog Weightlifting

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

Physics toy.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Pushy Coach.

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."