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'He's on steroids!'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Alexander Fleming

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Built and Built without a permit.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Macho man body building club.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Dog Weightlifting

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"His prose is so muscular."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'

Physics toy.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

"Iron Man Competition"

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."