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"The knuckle sandwich looks good."

Swimmers Ready to Dive.

'So. I noticed you're new here...Some of this equipment can be pretty...Complicated. So, if you need any pointers...Let me know.'

Schwarzenegger flexes muscle for Californain Governor's race.

A street vendor advertises 'Beefcake'.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

'Was it the spinach, or was Popeye on steroids?'

'Ohhh- I love a man with broad shoulders!'

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"HIs glutes, abs and pecs are ok, but his logos get me hot."

'Never mind testing him for steroids, how about checking that he's human?!'

'He's showing off his muscles again! Why do the mares find the eventing guys so fascinating?!'

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

A right to bare arms.

'Weapons of Mass Destruction. Very nice, Dear, now come to bed.'

"For me, Max. We're in public."

"Are you flirting or threatening me?"

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

'That proves it, Leslie! My gym is better than yours.'

'He's the strong silent type.'

"Well, I guess that settles that."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wilfried Zaha

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Football Sculpture.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Dog Weightlifting

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"His prose is so muscular."