Muscle Car Admirer Pillows

"Heads up: Chatty old neighbor who drives her incarcerated son's muscle car at 9 o’clock."

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh) Those were the days. Is it working?

"Yes, this is one of those muscle cars."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"We are going kinda fast, don't ya think?"

The rock caricature

Driverless cars rage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"Caption contest"

Man helping a mini learner driver

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

Dog Weightlifting

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

"Hercules hiscules"

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

'I just invented walking upright, and already I got a charlie horse!'

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

'He's on steroids!'

Schwarzenegger flexes muscle for Californain Governor's race.