Muscle Car Admirer Gifts

"Heads up: Chatty old neighbor who drives her incarcerated son's muscle car at 9 o’clock."

"Yes, this is one of those muscle cars."

"We are going kinda fast, don't ya think?"

Driverless cars rage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Caption contest"

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Built and Built without a permit.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Dog Weightlifting

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

'I just invented walking upright, and already I got a charlie horse!'

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

"Hercules hiscules"

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

'He's on steroids!'

Schwarzenegger flexes muscle for Californain Governor's race.

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"Yes, this is one of those muscle cars."

"HIs glutes, abs and pecs are ok, but his logos get me hot."