Muscle Car Enthusiast Gifts

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'How do I like it, dear?'

'Oil stocks rose on news that some people actually are still buying muscle cars.'

"Yes, this is one of those muscle cars."

"In the old days, guy cars were guy cars!"

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Useless add-ons.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Deflator mouse

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.