Muscle Cars Gifts

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

'How do I like it, dear?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Body Building

Macho man body building club.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"Iron Man Competition"

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

"This car comes with a chiropractor who helps you to get in and out!"

'Grandpa's been working out!'

'So, hows the ullage?'

A man working on a model airplane

"Let's ask for directions."

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'Step one: take a good stiff drink.'

The latest range in Muscle cars.

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

"Yes, this is one of those muscle cars."

"Have you got it in beige?"

'You said you liked red cars.'

Passion for the cars

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'