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Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

'How do I like it, dear?'

"In the old days, guy cars were guy cars!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Body Building

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Macho man body building club.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"Iron Man Competition"

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'Grandpa's been working out!'

"This car comes with a chiropractor who helps you to get in and out!"

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'So, hows the ullage?'

A man working on a model airplane

"Let's ask for directions."

"You still working on your car?"

'Step one: take a good stiff drink.'

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

The latest range in Muscle cars.

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'