Muscle Car Lover T-Shirts

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Route 666

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Snow Bridge.

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"