Muscle Car Maniac T-Shirts

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Addiction to mobile.

James May

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Love Hurts

"A man and his choo-choo."

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

"I was building up my pecs."

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Lox Ness Monster

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

Sore Loser

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two

The latest range in Muscle cars.

'This is the foot massage. Wait until I do your face, it feels amazing.'

'Behold! I have given life to the Creature using STATIC electricity!'

'He's my 2:00 appointment. He's always early.'