Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!
Muscle Car Maniac Prints
Decorate with drive—our muscle car prints bring the excitement of the race track into their home. Vibrant, detailed, and perfect for framing as a statement piece or collector’s item.
E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."
"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."
'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'
Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."
"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"
"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."
Addiction to mobile.
James May
Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.
Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man
Love Hurts
"A man and his choo-choo."
"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."
Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.
Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'
"I was building up my pecs."
'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'
Lox Ness Monster
'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'
'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'
'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'
Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!
An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth
'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'
Sore Loser
'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'
'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two
The latest range in Muscle cars.
'This is the foot massage. Wait until I do your face, it feels amazing.'
'Behold! I have given life to the Creature using STATIC electricity!'
'He's my 2:00 appointment. He's always early.'
Muscle Car Maniac Prints Collection
Muscle Car Maniac Mugs
Explore our collection of muscle car mugs to give your loved one a daily dose of horsepower and humor with every sip.
Muscle Car Maniac Pillows
Snuggle up with our muscle car pillows, combining comfort with a passion for high-octane vehicles.
Muscle Car Maniac T-Shirts
Check out our muscle car T-shirts—ideal for fans who like to wear their passion on their sleeve or chest.