Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!
Muscle Car Maniac Mugs
Fuel their mornings with a roaring start—our muscle car-themed mugs are perfect for fans who love their coffee as much as their cars. Bold, humorous, and stylish, these mugs bring a motorsport vibe to their daily routine.
E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."
"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."
'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'
Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."
"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"
"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."
Addiction to mobile.
James May
Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.
Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man
Love Hurts
"A man and his choo-choo."
"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."
Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.
Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'
"I was building up my pecs."
'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'
Lox Ness Monster
'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'
'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'
'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'
Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!
An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth
'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'
Sore Loser
'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'
'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two
The latest range in Muscle cars.
'This is the foot massage. Wait until I do your face, it feels amazing.'
'Behold! I have given life to the Creature using STATIC electricity!'
'He's my 2:00 appointment. He's always early.'
Muscle Car Maniac Mugs Collection
Muscle Car Maniac Pillows
Snuggle up with our muscle car pillows, combining comfort with a passion for high-octane vehicles.
Muscle Car Maniac Prints
Bring the thrill of the open road into your home with our striking muscle car prints, perfect for any enthusiast’s decor.
Muscle Car Maniac T-Shirts
Check out our muscle car T-shirts—ideal for fans who like to wear their passion on their sleeve or chest.