Motoring Maniac Mugs

Bob continued to yell at other drivers long after he arrived home.

'Do you have to say 'cheese' every time we pass a speed camera?'

'My feet are killing me.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Addiction to mobile.

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

A tessellation of running figures.

Love Hurts

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Lox Ness Monster

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

The Fun Run.

'Jogger's nipple'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Running With Scissors Marathon

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'