Motoring Maniac Pillows

Bob continued to yell at other drivers long after he arrived home.

'Do you have to say 'cheese' every time we pass a speed camera?'

'My feet are killing me.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Addiction to mobile.

A tessellation of running figures.

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Love Hurts

Runner's High, Runner's Low

James May

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

Lox Ness Monster

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

The Fun Run.

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'Jogger's nipple'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

Running With Scissors Marathon

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

Sore Loser