Motorsport Maniac Pillows

'Relax pal, I'm just a fan.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"You do realize that this entire side of the galaxy is laughing at you and your NASCAR fixation don't you?"

Race car driver gets a speeding ticket

Showbiz Awards

'My feet are killing me.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Bob's Driving School.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Addiction to mobile.

A tessellation of running figures.

Love Hurts

Music Freak.

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Rock & Roll

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Lox Ness Monster

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

'Think Basics.'

The Fun Run.