Motorsport Maniac Prints

'Relax pal, I'm just a fan.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

James May

"You do realize that this entire side of the galaxy is laughing at you and your NASCAR fixation don't you?"

Race car driver gets a speeding ticket

Showbiz Awards

'My feet are killing me.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Bob's Driving School.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Addiction to mobile.

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Rock & Roll

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Music Freak.

Love Hurts

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

A tessellation of running figures.

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."