Motor Maniacs Prints

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Showbiz Awards

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Addiction to mobile.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

James May

Love Hurts

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Lox Ness Monster

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

Sore Loser

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!