Motor Sport Maniac Pillows

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

'My feet are killing me.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Bob's Driving School.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Addiction to mobile.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

A tessellation of running figures.

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

The Fun Run.

'Think Basics.'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'Jogger's nipple'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

Running With Scissors Marathon

Sore Loser

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

Don't shake.