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"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

'My feet are killing me.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Bob's Driving School.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Addiction to mobile.

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

A tessellation of running figures.

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

James May

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Think Basics.'

The Fun Run.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Jogger's nipple'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

Sore Loser

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

Running With Scissors Marathon

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'