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'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Hell's Angels

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

Bad Hare Day

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Sore Loser

Kevin's Midlife Crisis Crisis.

'My husband is one of those born again bikers.'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'He loves hearing me scream.'

Born to be Wild

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

'Talk about inconsiderate! You could have permanently damaged the bike!'

Look...a friendly face.

The Anti-fascist Night Wolves

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'