Motorcycle Maniacs Gifts

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Hell's Angels

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

James May

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

Bad Hare Day

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Sore Loser

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'My husband is one of those born again bikers.'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

Born to be Wild

'He loves hearing me scream.'

Kevin's Midlife Crisis Crisis.

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Look...a friendly face.

The Anti-fascist Night Wolves

'Talk about inconsiderate! You could have permanently damaged the bike!'