Motorbike Maniac Gifts

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

Showbiz Awards

'My feet are killing me.'

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Cheesie Rider

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Addiction to mobile.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Rock & Roll

Music Freak.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

A tessellation of running figures.

Love Hurts

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

James May

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated