Mountain Bike Maniac Gifts

Cyclist with stuck seat.

'My feet are killing me.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Love Hurts

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

A tessellation of running figures.

James May

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Lox Ness Monster

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

The Fun Run.

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'