Mountain Biking Enthusiast Gifts

Jesus was also an avid mountain-biker.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

You had me at vintage.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

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"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Recalculating

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Cat and Dog Bike

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Superman Going On Vacation.

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Altar Ego

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Santa Harley

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!