Mountain Bike Enthusiast Gifts

Hey, where'd Bob get the mountain bike?

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

You had me at vintage.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Recalculating

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Biker At Museum

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Superman Going On Vacation.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'