Bike Enthusiast Gifts

"Last year you failed to bring me a new bicycle. This year, I want $250 for the bike and $50,000 in punitive damages."

"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Cyclist with stuck seat.

Eddy Merckx

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

Lance Armstrong.

The French test Lance Armstrong.

Cyclist is Fast Asleep.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Loans - "Yes I suppose it does clatter when it roles. Do you have any other collateral?"

'Except maybe the laws of physics.'

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

Altar Ego

"You weren't looking for humor, but humor found you."

'And another thing -- if some of you lot don't get your own wheels soon, I'm joining another bike gang!'

"What did your tia Carmen get you for Christmas?"

Hells Angel on his motorized scooter.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Why can't a bike stand on its own?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

A clown inflates a tyre while playing an accordion.

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.

'It's O.K.It's only flat at the bottom!'

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

Cyclist dismayed as price of air at pump has gone up from 20p to £5 due to Credit Crunch.

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

Letting Go

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

"Your dad sure worries a lot."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race