Bike Enthusiast Pillows

"Last year you failed to bring me a new bicycle. This year, I want $250 for the bike and $50,000 in punitive damages."

"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Cyclist with stuck seat.

Eddy Merckx

'Steve just completed a 50-mile bike trip for charity.'

Lance Armstrong.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

The French test Lance Armstrong.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

'Except maybe the laws of physics.'

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

Loans - "Yes I suppose it does clatter when it roles. Do you have any other collateral?"

Santa Harley

Cyclist is Fast Asleep.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Altar Ego

"You weren't looking for humor, but humor found you."

A clown inflates a tyre while playing an accordion.

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'Why can't a bike stand on its own?'

Letting Go

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

'It's O.K.It's only flat at the bottom!'

Hells Angel on his motorized scooter.

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

"What did your tia Carmen get you for Christmas?"

'And another thing -- if some of you lot don't get your own wheels soon, I'm joining another bike gang!'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Cyclist dismayed as price of air at pump has gone up from 20p to £5 due to Credit Crunch.

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.