Bike Enthusiasts Pillows

"What's wrong with my bike, Papi?"

"I said... Your turn signal has been on ever since we pulled out of the driveway!"

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

Desert Island Cycle Path

"I ordered a chrome name plaque to make my bike special."

"Bikes! I said bikes! Hello? Hello? Dang! My battery's dead!"

"Well, I better get going. I got a lecture to go to."

Tandem

Defense Weapon

Road Buddies

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

You had me at vintage.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Cat and Dog Bike

Dairy Devil

Biker Lawn Mower

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Biker At Museum

Baby in Bike Basket

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas