Biker Enthusiasts Pillows

Biker family

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

'This looks like trouble.'

'49 year old, 6-times divorced, bi-sexual, female, biker-bitch, who's into head-banging, sea-clubbing, armed robbery and other such hobbies, seeks any form of mammal to have a violent sexual relationship with. If interested call 555-whip. P.S. No Freaks.

Sons Of Recumbency

The not so easy rider...

'You may now deflower the bride.'

'Sorry, pal -- from behind, you look just like my girl friend.'

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

He's not on a motorbike, he's got a very touchy wife!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Altar Ego

Uneasy Rider

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

"You had me at hell."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."