Motorcycle Enthusiasts Pillows

Santa on motorbike.

You can never escape from stress because... the world is made up of only two kinds of people: those who ride motorcycles, and those who have to listen to the people riding them.

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

Buff The Bike

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Computer error! What do you mean computer error?'

Think for yourselves! Shorn would finally die in a head-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

Bad Hare Day

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Cheesie Rider

Dairy Devil

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."